We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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