Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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