im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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