I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Green mimosas i think yes
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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