Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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