I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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