But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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