just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize