he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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