We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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