i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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