it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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