I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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