i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
you mean i was at the winter classic?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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