So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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