I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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