Reggie can tackle my bush.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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