You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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