By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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