can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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