No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish you could order shots online.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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