I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
nutella sex= disaster
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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