I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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