Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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