Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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