He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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