There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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