ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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