Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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