idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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