he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Randomize
