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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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