That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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