There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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