So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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