love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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