best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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