I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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