he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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