Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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