Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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