even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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