Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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