I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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