Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
