PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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