My room smells like vodka and shame
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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