That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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