Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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