Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you had me at cake vodka
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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