If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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