I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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